So there are these 4 people in heaven, 2 guys and 1 girl. One guy’s name is Danny, the other Drake Matt, the girl’s name is Marie.
They realize they need cars, so they each go to god and ask him for a car, god responds: “Ok, take these cloud cars, but on one condition, if you hit a duck you will have to marry the ugliest woman on Heaven that you can find.”
Car Stories…
Marie said: “But I’m a girl!” “Yea….well” “Uggh, it’s okay, I’ll take a bike.” So Matt was driving in his cloud car and a duck popped up out of nowhere BOOM! he hit it, so god said: “Okay, give me the car.” “But but! it popped up out of nowhere!!!” “So?” “Ahh, okay, fine” So he took the second ugliest woman in heaven.
Danny was backing up in his drive way and BAM! a duck popped up out of nowhere and he hit it. “BUT! IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND! I JUST GOT INSURANCE TOO!!” “Sorry, Danny.”
So then Drake was driving and then a duck popped up out of nowhere and he dodged it, then another came while he was applauding himself and he hit it straight in the face. With no argue but a mad foolish look on his face he gave the keys to god.
Then Matt, Danny and Drake were walking together sharing their dumb stories. They saw Marie with a rather handsome man in the car. So they went up to the car being parked, Drake whispered to Marie: “How’d you get a guy looking like that?” “Oh, he hit a duck..
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The Art of Practical Joke Bumper Stickers
A current popular and fun prank is to put embarrassing ‘fake’ bumper stickers on a friend’s car, such as George Clooney did to Brad Pitt recently. However this is not a new gag; I’ve been using prank joke bumper stickers for over 30 years, and as such I’ve got more experience in the practice of sticker warfare than anyone else I know. Here’s a little more information about the ‘art form’ of pranking a car, and where to find that special slogan for your special someone.
Laughter makes the world go ’round, or certainly greases the wheels! Speaking of wheels, for those with an irrepressible sense of humor there’s nothing like the gut-splitting fun of watching a friend (or enemy) drive down the street sporting a new (courtesy of YOU) bumper sticker. We’re not talking about just ANY sticker, oh no! Their bumper is displaying a ‘special’ slogan that most of us would never knowingly put on our own car.
The victim may wonder why other drivers or pedestrians stare or laugh as they go by, or maybe they get a honk or two. Eventually a buddy will ask them why the heck they’ve got such an insane bumper sticker, or they happen to see it themselves. When a few expletives fly and they hastily remove the sticker (red-faced), more laughter can be had at their expense. Then the guessing begins: who put it there? The fun continues if they contemplate revenge– hopefully guessing wrong and hitting someone else’s car with a naughty payback sticker!
As a long-time bumper sticker nut I have found that choices and selection matter. There are a variety of sites out there where you can purchase humorous stickers for pranking a car.
The single best prank bumper sticker site I’ve found for variety and creativity (as well as just plain old laughter!) is twistedbumpers.com. This website focuses exclusively on practical joke stickers and nothing else. They’ve got hundreds of slogans to choose from, all unique and hilarious. Good pricing and quick delivery too. Check ‘em out if you’re in the market for some good twisted fun!
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